// available for hire (if the coffee is free)

HI, I'M SAIDUL.
I BREAK THINGS
PROFESSIONALLY.

Full-stack developer from 🇧🇩 Bangladesh.
I write code that works on my machine™
and pray it works on yours.

→ see my mistakes hire me (please)
saidul@bro.bd ~ bash
$ ./check_skills.sh
Loading developer... ██████████ 100%
✓ Stack Overflow: CONNECTED
✓ Coffee: CRITICALLY LOW (refilling...)
✗ Work-life balance: module not found
✗ Sleep: deprecated since 2019
$ git blame saidul
// skills.json

what i can do
(and what i google)

// git log --oneline

recent
commit history

5 commits · 0 meaningful messages main branch
// dependencies.lock

my actual
tech stack

// readme.md

the
human behind
the keyboard

I'm Saidul, a developer from Bangladesh who genuinely believes every bug is just an undocumented feature waiting to be discovered.

I specialize in turning coffee into code, Stack Overflow answers into production deployments, and 5-minute fixes into 3-hour rabbit holes.

When I'm not debugging, I'm introducing new bugs. The cycle is sacred. The cycle is eternal.

// Note: No actual production databases were harmed in the making of this portfolio.
// This is a lie. I'm so sorry, client #3.

4,200 Stack Overflow tabs open right now
3am when bugs get "fixed"
∞ console.log()s left in code
0 README files actually written
0
bugs created today
(and counting in real-time)
// contact.sh

let's
collab

I'm open to new opportunities, freelance projects,
and anyone who sends me free coffee vouchers.
Preferably not at 3am. But who are we kidding.

→ email me github (it's messy) linkedin